Festive as Fuck Pink Christmas Card

Sorry for swearing mum.

But some people are literally so fucking festive it's mental. So this card is for them. It's for anyone really, so don't feel pigeon holed. Just be happy, it's Christmas for god sake. I made it pink to try and make it more appealing to my mum too. She might be less inclined to shout at me about being 'unladylike' & 'uncouth' if it looks like a card a care bear would send. I'll keep you posted on how she reacts to it...

I didn't spend any time at all making or drawing this card like the others. I just wanted to offer variety. The fucking spice of life my friends. Also wanted to make some funny Christmas cards with stuff that a sweary Scottish person might say 

• A6
• blank inside for your festive sweary message
• printed on recycled paper, thank fuck
• 100% recycled/recyclable product, yaldi!
• no cello bag when ordered online
• comes with recycled Kraft envelope
• Posted Royal Mail

All artwork © of Kym Parker for Kilo Papa Studio